Pub Goers With Pets Gifts

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

Over-reaction Man.

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'