Pub Goers With Pets Gifts

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Over-reaction Man.

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

'I brew it myself.'

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'A shared sense of humour is vital for a happy relationship... As I discovered the day my wife stopped laughing.'

"I love people-watching."