Gym-goers With Pets Gifts

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Dog Weightlifting

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Brawnstorming session.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Dog Jogger

Art Pets

Yoga for dogs

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

"Whatever."

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

The Ten Resolutions

"He tried intermittent fasting. But settled on continual slowing."

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

Health Club: For Regular People

Rock and Roll.

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

Health Club Warning

"I hate my gym."

"You're missing the point, Bob."