Pet Gym Member Gifts

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Polly txt speak

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Don't even think about it."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Talking Dog.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

There are no rats with collars...

'Now cut that out!'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'