Pet Gym Member T-Shirts

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Bert's dog training.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Don't even think about it."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

'Now cut that out!'

Talking Dog.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

There are no rats with collars...