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Take The Dog For A Walk.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'What's founder?'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

Dog Jogger

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"Good boy, Clifford."

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

'We do require human references, if possible!'

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

And that's why we don't have a cat.

How about I meet you back at the house.

'You say he's had chills and tummy ache?...'

"How much we talking for a deck?"

Most people don't know that cats and dogs used to be best friends until some thoughtless cartoonist began stirring up trouble in search of easy gags.