Gym-goers With Pets Mugs

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Dog Weightlifting

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Art Pets

Dog Jogger

Yoga for dogs

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

"Whatever."

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

The Ten Resolutions

"He tried intermittent fasting. But settled on continual slowing."

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

Health Club: For Regular People

"You're missing the point, Bob."

"I hate my gym."

Health Club Warning