Gym Buff With Dogs Mugs

'You don't have to worry about Rover not getting enough exercise, Edith. I signed him up at the health club.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Muscles

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Keep Fit.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"How much could your mother bench?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'