Pub Banter Lover Pillows

"We've met before but I believe your head was bigger."

"I'd like a glass of tap water, a dirty look and a sarcastic comment please."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I think we may be related!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Men's fragrances...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"You lack spontaniety."

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Your shout!"