Pterosaur Aficionado Gifts

'You ask him to leave.'

"You do like octopus?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Danth battle?

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Snake Eyes

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.