Pterosaur Aficionado Gifts

'You ask him to leave.'

"You do like octopus?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Snake Eyes

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Danth battle?

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'