Pescatarian Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Pirate

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).