Pescatarian Delight Gifts

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Cook and Octopus

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

The Baking Sirens

'What's the 'catch of the day'?'

Fisherman with tiny catch

All of a bee keeper's Christmas Tree ornaments are big round bees.

'I don't care if it IS Tofurkey...I am not eating that!'

"If you're strict vegetarians, I recommend the catch-and-release of the day."

"Please hurry. Lobsters are everywhere..."

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

'Which went bad first, the chicken salad or the egg salad?'

'Exercise time.'

Feeding whales fish pellets

'I see you lying on a bed of ice... Have you scheduled holidays in the Arctic?'

Finished supper

Now, who ordered the vegetarian meal?

'I think we can take you off the all-fish diet now, Mr Isbister.'

'Not you again. Go and get your big brothers and sisters.'

Some Technical Terms Explained - A Slipping Clutch.

Ed argued that although meat was murder, eating fish was culpable homicide.