Pescatarianism Gifts

Ed argued that although meat was murder, eating fish was culpable homicide.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Chicken soup for the sole.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We should talk more.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

Fish-losophy

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'Catching flying fish!'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

Shoot, that's right – that's the chest where I kept all those left boots.

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"Be still and know that I am cod."