Pescetarian Ponderer Gifts

"If you're strict vegetarians, I recommend the catch-and-release of the day."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Needs to get a life"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'White meat or dark?'

The Politics of Food.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

George Orwell

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

Was it wrong to get involved in Iraq in the first place...or did we do the right thing?

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'