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Ed argued that although meat was murder, eating fish was culpable homicide.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We should talk more.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

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"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'Catching flying fish!'

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

"Be still and know that I am cod."

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"Do you still refuse to run pirated software?!"