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'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Beginning Yarder.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Bees v Wasps

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Dog Igloo.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

Mankind

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Polar Bear Desert Island

The Origin of Species

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

'He's so creative.'

Bowling ball earth

"If God is omnipotent and wholly good, whence evil?!?"

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

"We should have done this a loooong time ago."