Ironic Pescatarian T-Shirts

'I think we can take you off the all-fish diet now, Mr Isbister.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Pirates at the mall.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

Fisherman.

"Just the bait, please."

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'No swordfish were harmed in the catching of our tuna, and no tuna were harmed in the catching of our swordfish.'

"If you're strict vegetarians, I recommend the catch-and-release of the day."

"Three Morons At Sea."

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Sardine funeral

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

Fire Exit

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

'Yes, he does tend to overcharge a bit.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

Finding the Venus in the Clams.

Pirate points to Plank Walking notice nailed to mast,