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"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Pirate

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).