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Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"How many letters can you read?"

"This is my man cave."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"You seem like a therapist who understands climate change."

Noah's fridge

Be a friend.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"I see our neighbors are moving south!"

Polar Bear Refuge

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Puppy Love.

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Scott of the Antarctic

Iceberg For Sale

Putting the pets out.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"

'I hope this new found friendship wanes before the mating season.'