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'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

'Now Dad, don't you start your chest-thumping! I'm going out and that's it!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Too much monkey business...

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

"How many letters can you read?"

"This is my man cave."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Swinging through the jungle.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."