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'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

'Now Dad, don't you start your chest-thumping! I'm going out and that's it!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

"How many letters can you read?"

"This is my man cave."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Swinging through the jungle.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'