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'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Too much monkey business...

Life's a Bench.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Picnic with thieves

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Dam it all

"This is my man cave."

Animal Actors

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'