Pescatarian Pals Mugs

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"This is my man cave."

"How many letters can you read?"

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"You seem like a therapist who understands climate change."

Noah's fridge

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Be a friend.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Polar Bear Refuge

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

"I see our neighbors are moving south!"

Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

Puppy Love.

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

Scott of the Antarctic

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

'I just had another LOUSY hot shower this morning.'

Iceberg For Sale

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"

'Well, I'm afraid you've got junglevitis!'