Pescatarian Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Are we there yet?'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Piracy on a boating lake

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

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