Aquaculture Aficionado Pillows

Fish Farm.

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Artifishial Intelligence

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"They’re real."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Okay, dig that one up!

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'I wish I was creative'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'