Ironic Pescatarian Prints

'I think we can take you off the all-fish diet now, Mr Isbister.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirates at the mall.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

Fisherman.

'No swordfish were harmed in the catching of our tuna, and no tuna were harmed in the catching of our swordfish.'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"Just the bait, please."

"If you're strict vegetarians, I recommend the catch-and-release of the day."

"Three Morons At Sea."

The Submarine and the Fisherman

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Sardine funeral

Finding the Venus in the Clams.

'Yes, he does tend to overcharge a bit.'

Fire Exit

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

Pirate points to Plank Walking notice nailed to mast,

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."