Psychology Reader Gifts

Child Psychology.

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

Enlightened Cursing

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

Fairtale prosecutions.

Reflection (with bubbles)

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

Don't Take No For an Answer

dog reading EKG

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Big Medium

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

The Incredible Shrinking Room

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

When psychiatry works too well!