Psychology Reader Mugs

Child Psychology.

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

Enlightened Cursing

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

Don't Take No For an Answer

Fairtale prosecutions.

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

Reflection (with bubbles)

dog reading EKG

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Big Medium

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

The Incredible Shrinking Room

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."