Pop Psychology Reader Gifts

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Anna Calvi

The Style of Elements

George Michael

Kritik's Korner

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Elvis Presley

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Michael Jackson

The americanisation of vulture.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Armageddon

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Musical notes bubble gum.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Tina Turner

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

The band.

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

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