Psychiatry Professional Gifts

'It's not about fire or angry villagers. We need to address your negative body image.'

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

'If your life was a reality show, would you watch it?'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."