Psychiatry Professional Gifts

'It's not about fire or angry villagers. We need to address your negative body image.'

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

'If your life was a reality show, would you watch it?'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'