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"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Postwar is hell."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."