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'Oh, that's my webcam. Probably should have mentioned that at the beginning.'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

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Counselling Cash.

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

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"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."