Modern Day Mental Health Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, that's my webcam. Probably should have mentioned that at the beginning.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

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'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

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Counselling Cash.

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."