Psychedelic Survivor Gifts

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Hippie Edibles Co.

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

Ereptile Dysfunction

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

"Sorry, I didn't realize you had a late session. Mind if I mop while you mope?"

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us.'