Psychedelic Survivor Prints

Jimi Hendrix

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Ereptile Dysfunction

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

Hippie Edibles Co.

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"Whoa! Where did you say you got this tobacco from, Jake?"

"I'm open to new things."

Pink Floyd

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'Oh, don't mind Grandpa - he's just having an acid flashback.'

"Sorry, I didn't realize you had a late session. Mind if I mop while you mope?"

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

"Before we conclude this meeting, is there anyone who needs to finish sucking up to me?"

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us.'