Shutdown Survivor Prints

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Nonsense Poem

Sheltering in place.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"Hey, Dunleavy! I hear the boss is clearing out more dead wood today! Maybe you should've just stayed home and called in stick! Get it? Called in stick?"

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

COVID Devotion

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Danger Noodle tho bored

Covid-19 Caution

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"Lock-downs have certainly contributed to our growth as a couple."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"Actually, this time we're not being asked to do more with less. Instead, we're being asked to do whatever we want, somewhere else, effective immediately."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

"So working from home is no longer an option?"