
Earth Closed
Decorate with posters and prints that humorously reflect the global slowdown experience—perfect for inspiring or sparking conversations in any room.
Earth Closed
"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."
Optimist
"The end of my favorite series is near."
Apocalypse Research Center
'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'
"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."
'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'
"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"
'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'
"Damn. Totally mis-read that."
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'
'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'
The End is Near art gallery opening.
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
doom.com
The Future
Doomsday marketing
New York Gondolier
"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."
"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."
''Evening, Bob - the usual?'
Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.
'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'
"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."
2020 Panic Room
"Actually, I will have fries with that."
"The end of the world is nigh."
'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'
The End is Nigh
"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."
The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'
'Everything these days is influenced by television.'
"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"
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