Pseudoscience Debunker Gifts

Of course the Earth isn't flat. If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge years ago.

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

"How about if I just put a knot on your head and send you to a phrenologist?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Alternative Medicine

Dog phrenology

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Govt. UK led by Seance

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

Obama, the Enigma?

"Trepanning for gold"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

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