Pseudo-science Explorer Gifts

"I don't see the Whitney, but Mary Boone will send you a Christmas card."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

Dog phrenology

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Go ahead and dissect me

"Writer's block?"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Science and Coronavirus

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Scientists building a tower

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Cures for Ye Plague