Pseudo-science Explorer Mugs

"I don't see the Whitney, but Mary Boone will send you a Christmas card."

Occu-Pie Mars

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

Dog phrenology

"Writer's block?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Science and Coronavirus

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Scientists building a tower

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Cures for Ye Plague

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.