Pseudoscience Ponderers Mugs

"Is it gold yet?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

Dog phrenology

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"Great, now we're lost."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Off to a bad start.

"Trepanning for gold"

A psychic mows the lawn.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

"The arc of the moral universe."

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'