Pseudoscience Explorer Mugs

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Hey - no hexes on my experiment."

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Dog phrenology

"Writer's block?"

Go ahead and dissect me

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"No aliens"

"Trepanning for gold"

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'...Or not.'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Look! It's the same flying saucer that abducted me when I was your age."

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

Michel de Montaigne