Protector At Heart Gifts

'He's telling you the truth, he doesn't have his lunch money today. He invested it in my services.'

'Let's get one thing straight, Bowser, I got you for protection, not companionship.'

A Hole in the Dike

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Policeman talking to lost child

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Vaccine shortage in Europe

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

Your angel is always with you

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'Fingerprints on your laptop screen?... wow, that's a real mystery.'

Closing Laugh Mystery Publications

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

Tred carefully mill.

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'

'?'He was definitely here earlier. Looks like he gave us the slip.'

AIDS prevention

"Admit it, we're lost."

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Gummy Bears

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

Attacking COVID

Hunting the lion

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

Bob spent years tracking down his birth parents only to discover the awful truth. They lied. He had never been adopted.

Music theft.

Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"