Nhs Protector Gifts

'Get behind me Satan!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The Golfing Accident

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Igloo for birds.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"That's an everblue."

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."