Nhs Advocate Gifts

Giving GP's the right motivation

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than five or six years!"

'It's the new managements policy on how we persecute whistleblowers.'

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

'Do you remember when all we had to think about was the patients?'

Out of hours GP service machine.

GPs should market themselves to overcome negative press

'Here are the new guidelines on whistleblowing.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

"I'm going to look for an NHS dentist. . . I may be some time."

Save the NHS with Labour

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"Busy? More like overrun - what with MPs in their touchy-feely jostling for promotion hysteria!"

NHS Reorganisation Time Again: 'Just so long as the Ceremony of Choice continues.'

"It's very bad Mr Benton, very bad indeed, a very bad time to have cancer."

"Yeaahh! - Look at what Brexit has done for us . . . Um. . . t's given us £350 million a week to the NHS. . . Hang on, that was proven to be a lie. . . Well, there's. . . um. . . er. . . um. . ."

GP say 10 minute surgery is not long enough

Global sum will increase by just 92p per patient

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Things you never see.

'I like it, Johnson!'

'Why couldn't they have picked someone nice and gentle like, Rolf Harris ?'

Whitehall mandarins express concern over 'over performance' of GPs

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

12 of doctors may qualify without a job to go to

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Some GPs to be given panic alarms

The truth that dare not speak it's name.

Annexe 8

GPs may be made to do unpaid work.

'If you need a nurse just press the emergency button...you'll find one 5 miles down the A564 at St Swithens.'

"Any chance you could come back in ten months?"