Hospital Advocate Gifts

"The NHS is less 'cradle to the grave' these days than 'cradle to being a bit knackered, stopping off at a few cashpoints on the way'!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Covid and the Vaccines

Budget

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Healthcare declaration

30 Days Has Movember

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Doctors Discussion

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

South Carolina's War on Women

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Health Care Crisis table.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."