Hospital Advocate Pillows

"The NHS is less 'cradle to the grave' these days than 'cradle to being a bit knackered, stopping off at a few cashpoints on the way'!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Budget

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Healthcare declaration

Doctors Discussion

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

30 Days Has Movember

Health Care Crisis table.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."