Protector At Heart Mugs

'He's telling you the truth, he doesn't have his lunch money today. He invested it in my services.'

'Let's get one thing straight, Bowser, I got you for protection, not companionship.'

A Hole in the Dike

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Policeman talking to lost child

Polio - The Comeback Kid

It's for you.

Vaccine shortage in Europe

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Your angel is always with you

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'Fingerprints on your laptop screen?... wow, that's a real mystery.'

Closing Laugh Mystery Publications

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

Tred carefully mill.

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

Yes, he looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck, but you still have to prove he's a duck beyond a reasonable doubt.

'?'He was definitely here earlier. Looks like he gave us the slip.'

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'

AIDS prevention

"Admit it, we're lost."

Gummy Bears

Attacking COVID

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

"Remember, it could spoil the whole evening if you mention the smell of decomposing flesh coming from their basement."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Hunting the lion

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

Bob spent years tracking down his birth parents only to discover the awful truth. They lied. He had never been adopted.

Music theft.