Protective Strategist Gifts

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

The president's men

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Tariff Wars

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

The Greek Trampoline

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Ukraine Crisis

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Most valuable element.

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."