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Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

The president's men

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

That's What Happens

Tariff Wars

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Greek Trampoline

'She'll never look for me here.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Most valuable element.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Ukraine Crisis

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'