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The Burbs

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Queen of Upcycling!

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror