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"So this is the new micro design, what scale is it?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Reverse Mortgage.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Sold his air rights."

"He lives in a block of flats"

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

An exaggeration of estate agents

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"I love what you've done with him."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'